The Cheesesteak Virgin
Posted in Culture Bites on 24. Feb, 2010
I’ve got a confession to make, Internet.
Now that I’m a working in Philadelphia AND eating meat, it just doesn’t seem right to let this linger any longer. Please don’t throw anything.
I’ve never had a proper Philly cheesesteak.
Sure, I’ve had versions of a cheesesteak before. The vegan cheesesteaks at Gianna’s Grille were wonderful during my days of no-animal-products-ever. I have a vague memory of sinking in to the warm, gooey sandwich with a strange mixture of curiosity and relief. Turns out there was such a thing as vegan junk food. Two and a half years later and I’ve switched teams again – now I’m out for the real thing.
As a generally healthy eater, the idea of a cheesy, beef-laden eat-nothing-else-for-the-rest-of-the-day grease bomb of a sandwich never really appealed to me before, but curiosity, as usual, has got the best of me. I simply have to try it. There’s got to be something to it, if it inspires debates like this.
My own paper published a really great feature by Carolyn Wyman, food writer extraordinaire, about the ten best cheesesteaks you’ve never had. All of the choices seem like a great place to start, but I’m still wondering. Also, somewhere in the bowels of my old laptop I have a photo of Wyman wearing a cheesesteak hat while giving a tour of Reading Terminal Market. I think this is important to establish her role as a super duper credible source. And an AWESOME person.
In her fifth specialty food book, “The Great Philly Cheesesteak Book“, Wyman takes a historical look at the humble beginnings of the quintessential Philly sammich and the passionate following that came after.
She also outlines the requirements for a perfect cheesesteak.
The deets:
- The roll must be super fresh
- The cheese should be noticeable but not overwhelming
- The beef should taste like beef without being tough or gristly
- The onions should neither be raw nor overcaramelized (read: mushy)
- All four of these ingredients should be perfectly balanced
All good points, which I’ll keep in mind while on my quest for the right suitor to deflower my tastebuds. But now I’m leaving the vote up to YOU!! I’ll head to whichever place gets the most votes.
So where should I go for my first time?
Make it special, y’all. I want to see fireworks.
Leave suggestions in the comments below!


